In honor of the most recent VIC special on Danish Swiss Cheese I formally announce the first annual Kaplan Cheese Party. One (1) lb. of said product has been purchased for general consumption. The party will continue until all has been happily devoured or until it morphs into a fermenting blob of mold.

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MLK Jr. weekend saw me and my best buddies in New York City trying our hardest to paint it red. I hear people are now calling it The Big Red Delicious Apple due to our supreme efforts. Highlights of the weekend: Rosario Dawson, Rob’s midget story, getting denied at a bar because Mat [...]

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Until I can figure out something better to put in this space (or a purpose for this page in general) I’m going to revert to some good old-fashioned tomfoolery. Check out Vanilla Ice and enjoy your Friday. Word to your Mother!

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The page is currently under construction, but you can always check out whatever links have appeared in the left panel.

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