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Entries from September 2007

Face Melting Anyone?

September 27th, 2007 · No Comments

I recently purchased two (2) tickets to the November 8 Smashing Pumpkins show at War Memorial Auditorium in Greensboro not realizing at the time that I’d be in Las Vegas that week. It tears at my soul to do this, but I have to get rid of these tickets now. Let me know if you’re [...]

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Zombie Preparedness

September 26th, 2007 · No Comments

In this hustle-bustle, harem-scarem, dog-eat-dog, devil-may-care, topsy-turvy world, you can never be too prepared. Who knows if zombies do or could exist? Imagine your best friend, sister, brother, wife, husband as a zombie. There is a 100% chance that they might already harbor flesh-eating tendencies and salivate at the thought of noshing on your tender [...]

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shirts…w00t!

September 25th, 2007 · No Comments

I subscribe to a number of tenets that often conflict causing me no end of headaches and problems. One of these is the idea that “the man makes the clothes” and not the other way around (or maybe I just hate shopping). At times I’m proud to flaunt my carefree ways–I’ll wear the same tattered [...]

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Los FAQ

September 21st, 2007 · No Comments

Q: What does Los mean?
A: It’s just Los.

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Uber-dorks only

September 21st, 2007 · No Comments

Warning!
There are a few qualifications you must meet before you can click on the following link…

You must have played Half-Life, Counterstrike, or some other FPS in your lifetime. (If you have to wiki FPS to discover its meaning, you can stop reading here and go about your normal daily life)
You must also have experienced the [...]

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Googs brings the goods

September 18th, 2007 · No Comments

Every once in a while I’ll find a gem on Gmail’s web clip above the email list. Today we have an old Dictionary.com word of the day–cozen. I like it.

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Totally “embarassed”

September 18th, 2007 · No Comments

Is there anyone else out there who has wrongly misspelled “embarrass” for as long as they’ve known the word? Where’d that second “r” come from? What’s it doing there? According to Merriam-Webster the word originated from Latin “in” “baraca” which means (roughly) to ensnare. It then moved to “embaracar” (Portuguese) [...]

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Moustachios of the world unite!

September 3rd, 2007 · No Comments

Apparently I missed the World Beard and Mustache Championships in Brighton, England. “The mustache categories include the ‘Dali’–slender with long tips, straight or arching up–and the big and bushy ‘Hungarian,’ while the beard categories ranged from the shorter ‘Verdi’ to the more expansive ‘Garibaldi’.” Beard Team USA (which is currently recruiting by the way) nabbed [...]

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