The strangest thing happened tonight. Clay, Tres, and I were playing some music when we heard a loud thumping coming from the cellar. We went down there to find a demented leprechaun thrashing around and screaming in what seemed to be extreme frustration. After a protracted battle, we managed to pin him down to the floor. He was no longer screaming, but we still couldn’t quite understand what he was saying. Then he leaned close to my ear and whispered “my girlfriend is driving me crazy…you must let me sing”. Once we felt fairly sure that he had calmed down a bit, we helped him up the stairs and rigged up a stool so he could reach the mic. He took care of the rest. What you’re about to hear is the unedited recording of that strange session…

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When he had finished singing he leapt off the stool and rushed back down the stairs into the cellar. We spent an hour looking for him, but he was gone. He left in a hurry, but he seemed at ease. I think the music soothed him, if only a tiny bit.